Welcome to Dark Martha Stewart, where creativity flows in every form–wet, bold and unapologetic. From boozy paintings, prints and graphic tees to graphic design, branding and consulting services.
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Original paintings
Dark Martha Living Collection
Officially Launched in 2025 by Aerin Soroka, Dark Martha Stewart has been a life-long project of the self proclaimed “master of none”. Creativity has ran thick in her blood from a youth. What started from crayons, on her mother’s wall has progressed to a creative approach in all areas of her life. Dark Martha Stewart was created to bridge all her passions.
It’s all a bit drippy.
On the Floor
Wear it loud and wear it proud! Whether you are a slave to the hospitality industry, a die hard bourbon collector, a plant daddy or just a dirty minded mother F$@k3r. Martha has your next one-night-stand “steal-able”. Lets get you dressed.
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Want you some dark Martha?
Like what you see but want to customize a few things? Shoot martha an email and together we can dance our way to creating a masterpiece with your vision in mind.
Services Include (but not limited to):
Murals • canvas paintings • graphic design • logo creation & branding • web design • living arrangements & plant consultations • cocktail & wine menu consulting • private bartending • foot photos • Drinkin Buddy
The latest and greatest from the Martha team.
Meet the marthas
Here, at Dark Martha Stewart, we are a team of moderately trained, moderately professional, masters of none. Each with individual skills unique to one another but We all share our mission statement…
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Chief Financial Officer
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Creative Director
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Beverage Director
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Human Resources
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Logistics coordinator
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Chief Technology Officer
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Executive Chef
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Chief Botanist
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Marketing Executive
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Account Executive
Awww! I like you too!
Let’s stalk each other!
People like this shit!
I’ve been hanging out with this new girl and we opened the box together. It’s not even on the wall yet and you already helped me get laid lol.
Nick Nitz
Martha is truly a gem. The talent ALMOST exceeds mine! It has been fun watching my weird ass mini-me really find her creative voice.
Martha Stewart
Aerin… I mean, Martha nails it every time! I love her and she’s hot AF! I am lucky to be in the presence of such a creative genius!
Tad Carducci
I’m an asshole and agreed to purchase a painting from Martha. Instead of paying her, I dropped off the face of the planet.
William R. Miller
Attorney at Law
